“Please, mind my pussy!” I yelled. He blushed.

“Sorry?”

“Mittens, she’s been scratchy all day, wouldn’t want you to get hurt.” I uttered with such solemnity his slight smile turned into concern.

“Oh, of course. Mittens is a cute name!” He gathered himself back up again, wiping the slight tear out of his eyes.

“What’s so funny?” I asked.

“Erm…something that happened the other day. So, how did you find yourself broken down by the roadside, are you quite okay?”

As the light dimmed slightly east, I looked up to see my knight in shining armor. It was him. Finally!

“I’m so sorry, I must sound rude or something, it’s just that mittens was quite wet and I didn’t want her scratching you to hell” He cracked again.

“I’m sorry, is something funny?” I turned to look.

“Erm, no. I just love cats.”

“Oh, okay!” I smiled. “I’m Cece or Coco if you prefer” my car revved, making the right sound this time.

“It was nice meeting you Cece, I’m Louis.