I guess I just have to get out more,

I just decided that I would ride my mega mountain bike today.

There I was just peddling along thinking I’m just as cool as it gets. I’m still in shape I must have gone a whole block already! I’m the MAN.

Then I realized my front tire needed some air

perfect excuse to stop this peddling nonsense!

I walked my mega bike to the gas station, I knew

they had air there. When I was a kid I used to always fill my bike tires there FOR FREE!

When I got to the station they had a machine that only works when you put quarters in it.

I never thought I would have to pay for this!

You’d think that this was gonna be a new thing for the government to regulate!😎