Art world shocked!!!

Art fans were shocked today as famed artist Leonardo Da Vinci was found guilty of murder. Da Vinci, previously thought to have painted these famed “Mona Lisa.” But it has been revealed that the true artist was 8-year old Katarina Janeway. During a drunken rambling at the local pub, Da Vinci mentioned he had tutored the girl in painting techniques, and was dismayed when her skills surpassed his.

He admitted to his friends that he stole the painted, and murdered the child. He was quickly taken into custody, and awaits trial.

“I do it again!!” He said as authorities hauled him away. “I am the master! No one is better than I.”

The girls parents were not available for comment.

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