Bank Heist

“Oh just in my basement.” I replied casually.


“There’s no way you found this in your basement! This bag is worth billions of dollars!” The hooded figure exclaims.


“My friend and I robbed a bank, well a few banks and hide all of the gems in a duffel bag. After that he put the duffel bag in my basement.” I say wondering why he was shocked about all this.


Completely baffled he says “Wait what? Did you say you and your friend robbed a few banks!?”


“Yep.” I replied pondering if I stuttered.


“How are the cops not on your tail right now?” The hooded figure asks.


“Well let’s say I took a little bit from each bank vault, around 500 vaults to accumulate the duffel bag. They won’t notice ” I answer.


“500! Your kidding right?” He blurted shocked.


“Nope” I said while inquiring why he is so shocked.


“How did you do it?” He asks.


“I just teleported inside each vault with my friend” I say.


“You can teleport!?” The hooded figure said while baffled.


“How else can I steal from 500 bank vaults in 3 days?” I questioned.


“Makes sense. So are we gonna sell these precious gems or what?” He says.


“We’re selling them for billions! Let’s go!” I say while getting out of my chair.

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