Bank Heist
“Oh just in my basement.” I replied casually.
“There’s no way you found this in your basement! This bag is worth billions of dollars!” The hooded figure exclaims.
“My friend and I robbed a bank, well a few banks and hide all of the gems in a duffel bag. After that he put the duffel bag in my basement.” I say wondering why he was shocked about all this.
Completely baffled he says “Wait what? Did you say you and your friend robbed a few banks!?”
“Yep.” I replied pondering if I stuttered.
“How are the cops not on your tail right now?” The hooded figure asks.
“Well let’s say I took a little bit from each bank vault, around 500 vaults to accumulate the duffel bag. They won’t notice ” I answer.
“500! Your kidding right?” He blurted shocked.
“Nope” I said while inquiring why he is so shocked.
“How did you do it?” He asks.
“I just teleported inside each vault with my friend” I say.
“You can teleport!?” The hooded figure said while baffled.
“How else can I steal from 500 bank vaults in 3 days?” I questioned.
“Makes sense. So are we gonna sell these precious gems or what?” He says.
“We’re selling them for billions! Let’s go!” I say while getting out of my chair.