Royal Pain
Gather all, gather all as you see this man hang for his crimes. Who doesn’t love a good old fashioned execution? It’s fun for the whole family!
I’ve been in the execution game for over a decade now, I’ve executed peasants and nobles alike, but this fine specimen is my masterpiece.
Today you will see your King hang for treason against his people, you may despise him now, but soon he will give you death, and you will love him for it.
We’re supposed to go easy on royalty, a nice swift execution, but I say we shake things up! Leave him there to suffocate, choke on the words that led him to me.
I hope you enjoy the show, because it’s going to be spectacular. For us that is, for his majesty it’ll be a royal pain in the neck.