“No Way!” Said Gramma. “I refuse to believe this!” “Yes Gramma! Cable is not free!” I said. “In my day,there was one channel! And it was free!” My grandma had just moved in. We had just gotten an alert on out TV that we needed to renew our cable bill. Apparently “In her day” you payed for the TV and watched one channel. “Gramma! Give me my wallet! I need to pay!” “No! We don’t need all these fancy channels!” “Ugh! Gramma if we don’t pay you can’t watch your stupid garden shows!” “Oh” she said. “In that case... PAY THE BILL LYDIA!!!”