“Please pick up that trash” come a mechanical voice behind me.

Ugh! Ever since the world has become super eco friendly and health conscience, it’s been hell on earth. A little litter never hurt anyone.

Ok that’s not entirely true but while cleanliness is close to godliness, the removal of anything with the slightest bit of dirt or heck, even color is overkill. It’s enough to drive a person to shame. Or rebellion, which is why I am not picking up this smuggled candy wrapper. I’m asserting my independence and leaving it right here on the sidewalk. I mean, it’s just a little litter.