All The While Mowing Your Lawn

“The get off my lawn 3000!” I said to the crowd below. “Equipped with two mini guns, six state of the art nuclear war missiles, four automatic rifles in these compartments on both sides of the seat, and it still mows your lawn!” “Is this some sort of joke to you?” the chairman of scientific development asked. “No I said, I actually think it is quite practical. You can absolutely obliterate your annoying neighbours, or take of the world! You could even form get off my lawn 3000 gangs all the while, pardon me for saying it again but mowing your lawn!” “Someone get this coot out of here” said the chairman, “it’s to late! I said, the get off my lawn 3000 is already coming hot off the manufacturers!” “Somebody shut him up!!!” I AM THE GREATEST SCIENTIST IN THE WORLD!!!

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