WRITING OBSTACLE
Write a story from a character who is so over-dramatic that it is a struggle to understand the tale they're trying to tell you.
Make use of drama and hyperbole, and consider the language used by your character.
What The Heck Is This About?
“So, basically, I was just at the park. The park was so pretty and the flowers were beautiful, like I thought I was dying because how pretty the flowers were!
And OMG this lady was so rude! So, she bumped into my shoulder and then this dude said the lady should apologize, but the lady screamed and said I should apologize because I was in her way! That was so annoying!!!!
After that I left the park because she was such a Karen? Then, I drove and I got ice cream and it was so good, like, I love, love, loved it! I got strawberry and it tasted just like strawberries! Crazy, right? Sadly, I forgot I’m alergic to strawberries!!!!!!!!!! I had to dig into my bag, which my bag is so full, I need to clean it! Wait… where was I? OH, yes, I had to dig through my bag to find my epipen, but I was already in anaphylactic shock. The worker had to call 911! I hate strawberries so much!!
Oh, this week I am going to a festival and I have two tickets because my friend canceled and said she has other plans!! How rude! So, I was wondering if you wanted to go? There is food trucks, stalls for crafts, and music. You should really come, I went last year, it was so fun. Well, except for the fact that I was mugged by a guy! I hate that guy!!!
Anyways it was fun seeing you, byeeeee!” Sandra yapped.
*This is absolute nonsense. Have a great day!*