Pumpkin Spice
It was autumn, red and orange carpeted the city streets of London below; the rain tapped the glass of Hallie’s apartment. Hallie was cuddled on the orange, sitcom, sofa with her adorable cat, Donut. Scrolling through her friends’ Instagram stories she received a notification.
Unknown number: how dare you!
Hallie saw opportunity
Hallie: what?
Unknown number: for standing me up you big bitch
Hallie: right… was that today?
Unknown number: fuck you
Hallie: ok.
Unknown number: do you even care?
Hallie: no not really.
Unknown number: well you seemed to, you were like ‘oooh Delilah come on let’s go out.’ and I was like
‘Let’s give it a try.’ But clearly you didn’t care.
Hallie: sounds about right.
Delilah: ?
Hallie: …
Delilah: you know what I can’t stand for this
Hallie: good for you.
Delilah: I’m telling all my friends you know
Hallie: aww man. That sucks.
Delilah: for you, yeah.
Hallie: shit, I meant for you- cause they have to listen to you complain about you getting stood up again.
Delilah: 🖕
Hallie: so I’m right?
Delilah: fuck you
Delilah proceeded to block Hallie before promptly unlocking her
Delilah: I just received a text from you, but your blocked.
Hallie: I dunno could be a wrong number…
Delilah: you think so?
Hallie: yeah, you know- pranksters.
Delilah: maybe… how can you know
Hallie: I just know. My brother was a victim of being pranked online.
Delilah: you have a brother?
Hallie: yeah… did I not tell you?
Delilah: huh, no.
Hallie: I’ve been thinking, maybe that’s why you got stood up by me, we got the date wrong
Delilah: yeah, why don’t we meet up again- Friday.
Hallie: pumpkin spice?
Delilah: you got it!
Hallie: cya Friday
Hallie then never texted Delilah again, as for Delilah…
Delilah: hello?
Delilah: where are you?
Delilah: not again, I swear to god.
Delilah: fuck you!