Me. The knife belongs to me

Big man. It belongs to me now

Me. I need it for my cookery course

Big man. So you cook

Me. Don’t tell me you ain’t seen bake off

Big man. Take the knife of me

Me. My name is chef

Big man. Ok chef I have a knife I want your expensive mobile.

Chef. This knife has a history

Big man. Your mobile or your life

Chef. Ok let’s try cookery

Big man. You hurt me

Chef. I told you the knife has a history