Pffft…pathetic that’s what you call this. Oh right yes I’m in a very big situation, I’m kidnapped… hurrrah! So much fun! My…my this isn’t even kidnapping, this is the thinnest rope on my hands and I can untie this easily, this blindfold is see through. Inside I was scoffing, I could get out right now if I wanted to but I want to give them a little scare just because they’re underestimating me and my skills. This is why you NEVER underestimate girls. Boys you reading this? I’m sure you’re already aware but I’ll say it again just to make it crystal clear: NOT ALL GIRLS ARE PETITE BARBIE DOLLS WHO NEED A KEN TO COME SAVE THEM. This was so ridiculous I could laugh, but they would think I’m a psycho… however they wouldn’t be wrong, this actually felt so relaxing because my back was aching all day and all night from practice and what not.

“Ay Tobias gimme some popcorn innit” spoke a rough, hoarse voice; it was a man.

“Blimey mate, who’s the girl?” spoke another voice, but this time it was more high-pitched.

“Some stupid little agent girl.. boss is gonna be real happy”

There was a hand on my chin moving me up,down,left,right and the man named Tobias sniffed me up and down like a dog.

“Oh you caught a big one” he chuckled in glee.

“Pathetic…” I muttered under my breath.

The two men turned around and looked at me in confusion then one of them squashed my cheek aggressively and firmly said

“What did you say redhead?”

I pretended to be a lifeless, little doll and swung my head down. This was ridiculously funny and I just had to wait a little longer until I could break out of this silly entrapment. Suddenly, I could hear heavy footsteps nearing, I thought “Ah must be their wonderful boss” and smirked just a little, I was still being discreet despite the fact I knew I was dealing with fools.

“Joshua, Michael.. you called me, this better be good.” says a low voice.

“Boss, we have caught an AGENT.” there was emphasis on the word agent and I couldn’t help but let out a little giggle.

All of them turned and changed their surprised faces to stoic and suddenly the blindfold was released off my eyes. Fresh breeze hit my face, but was snatched away by a terrible, smelly odour.

“What yer laughing at mate” the low voice says.

“Hmmm let’s see… YOU” I start laughing even harder.

“Oh you’re gonna get it from me you bitch” he angrily hisses.

Just as he’s about to slap my face, I rapidly untie the knots and release myself as he proceeds to slap the air. The other two look at me for a sec or two in shock and then scowl.

“GET HER YOU DUMB F*CKS” boss baby yelled.

They both stupidly started running at me and I gave them the “starter”.

WACHOW! Boom in their faces! “What’s wrong boys, tired already?” I teased.

The determined fools charged at me again, and CRACK! SLICE!

Down on the floor, and that was only the “main” scoffed at them kicking them out of my way so I could just walk out but then…

“OI YOU MOTHERFUCKER” boss baby screams.

“Tch..tch now now, no screaming young man, it hurts my ears” I imitated his hissing.

He tried to kick me but instead I turned the tables, now this was just the “cherry on top”. As he groaned in agony, I grabbed him by the shirt, kicked his little ass and boldly said

“There’s more where that shit came from” dropping him, I couldn’t help feeling like a model when I walked out; classy, stylish, and proved that I was a badass. An evil smirk took over my face as I walked, head held high, my crimson hair flowing, my heels clacking and the sounds of the moaning men in the background. Take this as a lesson boys, you NEVER underestimate the power of girls…. especially the quiet redheads.