If anybody can be the captain of the ship, it’s me. Even though nobody’s really noticed me, I stand out In my own way. Anyway, I’m Jamie. I’m the ships nest supervisor. I’m the one who shouts, land ahead! Except we travel by land, not by sea. Or ships propellers have 500x the strength and force of other ships, making it easy on a barren desert land. I’m about to switch main duty’s when I hear my name being called. “Yeah?” “I’m really struggling over here, could you switch with me?” Kathleen asked. She had the hardest job, fueling the ships nuclear reactor. It was a dangerous job, but It would bring me some recognition. “I’m in.” “Oh, thank you!” She rushed out of the room, almost in a panic. Confused, I turn back to the reactor. After a few minutes of failing to put my hazmat suit on, the captain comes over. “Have you seen Kathleen?” “Yeah, why?” I asked. “She was only fueling the reactor for 10 minutes, then she dumped the whole darn thing of fuel in the reactor!” “Oh, well I don’t know where she is now.” “Ok, thanks anyway.” The captain ran out shouting, “has anyone seen Kathleen?”

Weird, I think I’ll go to sleep.