Oh great another mid tier villain on yet another Monday. What are the odds? “I suppose your wondering where you are, well your in my secret lair.” I look up to a middle aged man with a severe receding hairline line and a scruffy thin mustache in a lab coat. I forrow my brows in annoyance, who the hell is this dweeb?

“I am the nefarious Dr. Howzer here to destroy you before you can disrupt my evil plan.” He starts laughing maniacally to himself then turns the other way and points at a large laser pointer looking device. “BEHOLD my Dooms Day Ray.” Alright I’m bored let’s get this over with. I undo the ties of the ropes and bust out of the chair and ungag myself. “Really? You could’t have used a better knot?”