Don’t Walk Home Alone

“Don’t walk home alone alone!” My grandmother said.

“Why” I asked

“The boogieman will get you”

“Don’t walk home alone. Always walk in groups.”

“Why?”

“Because it’s harder for people to get you if you’re in a group”

“Don’t walk home alone, epically at night. Wait inside until we get there?”

“Why?”

“Because anyone could garb you and throw you in their”

“Don’t walk home alone. Make sure you keep a key between each finger.”

“Why?”

“Your life may depend on it.”

“Don’t walk home alone. If someone is chasing you yell fire. It will get people’s attention.”

“Why?”

“Because people care more about “fire” then “rape or help”

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