Sunday is my favourite day. No work, no stress, no nothing. I wake up late, drink early and watch the football. Perfect.

It was half time and I went to my fridge for my third beer. I had Chinese food on the way and was feeling good when I heard a crash and the breaking of glass.

The man was all in black and holding a gun. In an instant I tackled him to the floor and started kicking him. He coughed up blood and teeth and I stood over him. I reached up for the gun he dropped and pointed it at his head

‘All I wanted was a lazy Sunday, but now I have to kill you.’