Little time to save the world

You know I never really had the urge to stand up in front of a group or thousands to millions of people, like I am quite a introverted person, I don't even really like to talk to people I am really close to I mostly just talk to them through eye contact. But a few days ago I found out that the world is coming to an end if we don't do something about it. And how did I find out about this? You may ask, well when i was simply digging in the woods, like all people do from time to time, I found a bomb that was set to blow up in about three weeks time, there are a few of these bombs around the world. These bombs have the ability to blow up the entire world to smithereens. So I did what any sain person would do I dropped the bomb and ran screaming. In a manly manner of course. As soon as i got home I went to bed and told my self I would deal with the end of the world tomorrow. The next day came and I totally forgot, I have work to do, I can't possibly save the world today or the next day or the day after that because I have important stuff planned like hangin out with my self, that is like the only time I can hangout and relax with just me. The next few days were also just to important so I just couldn't do it. And then finally one day my close friend asked "yo bro what's up with ya? Because you look like you got something on your mind." So I told him what I found out and what I got to do. "What? wait really? Well when are you going to announce that to everyone?" So I replied" At some point, preferably before their world ends." "well, you better do it soon." But before I knew it "BOOM!" I guess I just never had enough time to tell everyone. Oh well. I mean I guess the bright side is, now I don't have to say anything, the bombs have said it for me.

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