So today I had an English Language Paper 1, Question 5 to do. And the thing for the story was ‘something turns out unexpectedly’.

So naturally I wrote about mermaids. Because why not?

There’s a good reason I don’t do description questions, because I’m not that brilliant at them. Still, I used the title in mine to basically describe this underwater trench where the former king’s body was dumped, and the water’s been turned white with his blood.

I… I have been struggling with ideas for today’s writing, alright?