I entered the throne room after knocking out the guards posted outside. I froze upon seeing the figure sitting on the throne. I’m in the wrong room. I really need to get better at reading maps. I thought this was where the treasure was kept, but no, that’s down the hall, two lefts, first door on your right.

“You know,” she said, “all I wanted was a lazy Sunday, but now I have to kill you.”

I take a shaky step back as she rises. “P-please, I mean no harm, I swear it.”

She draws her sword. “I, on the other hand, _do_ mean harm.”