Arriving at the airport,

I just want to reach my transport

Hopefully make it to my resort

I have to keep my ambition,

And focus on my main mission

Nope, I can’t get distracted

Not even stops at the food court

But I see a Karen, and she just reacted!

Oh well, it’s not a show, she’s just overreacting

I reach my seat when we start boarding,

Dodging couples full of bags of hoarding

Do they really think it’s that rewarding?

Walking onto the plane,

Oh no, I tripped an old man with a cane!

Oh well,

soon enough I’ll be at weather of surf boarding

I can just pretend he fell,

No need to dwell

Boarding the plane, I see my seat!

Oh no, it’s by an old man with crusty bare feet,

Why couldn’t I have flied accompanied?

Ew, he’s ranting about politics,

Oh, the conversation changes again, this time to his future rocket ship

ugh, now the topic is his best flirting tricks

They don’t work very well, sir,

I can concur

The rest of the plane ride seems a blur,

And alas,

My patience is at its defeat,

And I am overtaken by my sass.

Can I please just stab him with a piece of glass?

I’ll have to cover up my tracks,

If he doesn’t shut up with his golfing facts

When will he notice that I don’t react?

Ugh, now he’s flirting,

I’ll throw up, then do a little hurting

I did a bit of slash,

Back and forth with an ax

Uh oh, now I’ve gotta dash

I’ll take a little stash of cash

Soon I’ll be avoiding cuffs,

But his ditch is certainly a bit more rough

Oh well, it’s such a simple ways bluff!

It’s a nice little ploy

To get rid of those who annoy

I’ll just stab him with a flitch!

I just can’t believe he thought he was so tough!

Well, since there isn’t anyone to snitch,

He’s finally reached his ditch