Your ally

Your right-hand woman

That’s what I would be

Please welcome me

Like I am your equal

And not your maid

I would be anything for you

I would be a liar

I would be a cheat

I would be perfect

But I will not succumb

To your trap and wiles and lies

I am woman!

Hear me roar!

I would be anything for you

I cannot stress enough!

I would be most everything

Except a damsel in distress