“Alrighty then, what do we have here? A dark castle by the looks of it. Let’s be idiots and walk inside a castle that looks like it’s going to fall off of its hinges”

“Of course we are, what else would we do apart from being smart and walking away which we’re obviously not going to do”

“Let us enter”

“Oh look there’s a door down the pitch black hall”

“Let us be idiots again and enter”

*opens door*

“Why the flippity flip is there a rather large lump in that mysterious looking bed?”

“I am an idiot so I do not know”

“WHAT THE HELL ARE YOU TWO IDIOTS DOING IN MY BEDROOM IM HAVING SEX WITH THE HOTTEST VAMPIRE ALIVE”

“Whoopsies, sorry we are just two idiots, we did not realise that you were in the middle of intercourse”

“THIS IS THE BEST SEX OF MY LIFE NOW GET THE HELL OUT”

“Is it fun?”

“OF COURSE ITS FUN ITS SEX”

“Sounds very fun indeed”

“NOW LET ME GET BACK TO HAVING FUN”

“Let us exit”