Some people just can’t take a joke. I mean, this class was very serious, we are all under tremendous stress, and sometimes one has to let their mischief flag fly.

We were dissecting some poor elderly bloke, (no worries, he willed his body to just this cause) and my professor didn’t appreciate me donning joe doe with a lovely shower cap. Okay, perhaps it was a tad out of place, the gentle corpse had passed away while swimming his laps. But I laughed. And isn’t that what life is all about?

And adding rice pudding to the body cavity was a tad insensitive, I do admit that now. It looked like food surveys at the retirement home. The rice pudding was swiped from the cafeteria, and I should have used my meal card. My bad.

Oh, but how did I break into the lab, and the container were our luckless friend lay? My life before attending university was a lawless one, and I perfected the art of picking locks with a tweezer. If anything, I am just showing the flaws inherit in our security.

What?! I still need to leave? The indignity!

Fine, I shall go. But can I keep the shower cap?