Goldie

How do you find the perfect pet at Fogerum’s Giant Pet Emporium? A ten foot tall puppy would be too much to handle on walks, plus the poop pick up would be a nightmare. A cat would use your trees as a scratching post, and if it napped on the roof of your house it might cave in. You could ride on the back of a giant snake, but it may see your friends as a snack, and don’t even talk to me about the tarantula. You might find a giant bunny a good companion, that is if you don’t mind the holes in your yard. Don’t bother asking mom for a rat, the answer will be no. In my humble opinion the best pet to get for someone who has a large backyard pool would be a goldfish you can swim with and ride on its back. Trips to the beach would be epic!

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