“THE GOVERNMENT IS A LIE. SAVE YOURSELVES!”

I watch as the clearly deranged woman runs around in circles, yelling at strangers.

“HONESTLY. WHAT IS THE PURPOSE OF CELERY?! WHO EATS CELERY?! MUST BE A SPY SENT FROM THE GOVERNMENT.

IS IT WEIRD THAT I WANT TO TRY SQUIRREL MEAT? LIKE, YOU’D ASSUME IT’S BE CRUNCHY, WOULDN’T YOU?! BUT WHAT IF IT’S NOT?

WHO KNOWS? IS IT A SIMULATION?” She runs up to a man and punches him in the face.

“ARE YOU A SIMULATION? AM I A SIMULATION?!” She punches herself, falling to the floor.

I stare at her, then stare into the fourth wall.

I let out a cry and yell, “MIRRORS ARE OVERRATED.”