The morgue

I am working in the morgue as a man walks in and prompts “can I have this leg?” Confused I answer “no you already have three” I stare at the dead leg on the metal, cold table. “ oh come on! What about the toes? I’m missing a big toe for a full set” I once again, am confused. “No sir, this leg is deceased” I say, starting to put away the leg in a cooler. “Are you sure, it cold be useful!” He says frowning. “Sir I’m no surgeon but this leg is decomposing already and I’m sure it’s dead.” I say finishing packing the leg and putting it in the freezer. “

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