Hold on I’m paddling as fast as I can! Keep swimming toward the bank. You are going to be alright, I’m on my way to you. Just keep listening to the sound of my voice.

(Panicked splashing)

Ok! I ve got you just stay calm. I’m going to try to pull you back into the canoe. Nope, it’s fine I’m not going to let you go, I have you. One big pull, uuurrrghh! Woo hoo! There, thank God. I don’t know what I’d have done if I lost you. Darcy you almost went over the waterfall! What made you jump out of the boat, are you crazy!?

(One big shake, fervent tail wags and sloppy kisses)

Was it a squirrel? That’s my good girl, yes, you’re fine. Now, let’s go make camp and get out of this rain. You gave me a heart attack you silly dog.