You are married. Yet, you haven’t taken down your dating profile, Nor do you plan to. You like meeting new people, and your wife keeps you home all day, in fear of the ‘Rona. You go on your first date with a younger woman at a MacDonalds. But, instead of the young woman who you were supposed to be meeting, you find your wife. According to her, she catfishes on dating profiles, and accidentally went on a date with you. Of course, with her being possessive as usual, yells at you. She stands on the table, and throws a temper tantrum in the restaurant. She yells at you,” YOU’RE SLEEPING ON THE COUCH TONIGHT!” Welp, you’re screwed.