THE Peasant
“We should make a new word; Speaking is kind of hard,” a peasant said to nobility walking past.
In harsh tongue, a noble in red garment says, “Is that so peasant? Why?”
“Narrator is having a hard time writing this,” peasant replies.
“Who are you talking about? Huh?”
“Fine, I’ll create a word we need!” He pauses for about ten minutes, and that person in red garments waits for an answer. “Yes! We can use ‘the’, and it is a great word. Here is how you use it; The quick brown fox jumps over the lazy dog. It is so easy!”
“That is the part of speech we need,” says the noble man taking his time to understand the new wording. He announces with heart, “I shall spread word of the new word! God be with you peasant, and keep eating thy dirt.”
“Thank you! And, will do,” The peasant says groveling to the ground. He puts his lips to the earth.
Yummy.