“What can I say about Agatha and Miguel? Oh, they appear so happy together, and they do indeed make a lovely couple. I knew them from before they knew each other, we were all in class together. I had spoken to Agatha from day one, and I met Miguel afterward. Aye, he was the silent one, wasn’t he? Never spoke a word to Agatha until midterms, when he needed a pen.

Look at them now! So happy, so sweet. From the bottom of my heart of hearts, I wish them everything they deserve.”

Hey, omission is not lying.