She’d invited him into our home, our home! And this is how he treats her? I’d been watching him closely for the past hour, never tearing my eyes from him, he went to pet me but quickly changed his mind when I hissed at him. She asked me to be nice to him and I was, but I have my limits and touching this soft fur is out of bounds!!!!

As soon as it happened I ran to her, I hissed at him and jumped onto her lap to comfort her. The poor dear was in so much shock she asked me to get off. I can’t blame her for that.

Despite the crime that took place he stayed for the whole night! I was flummoxed! But it gave me time to rally the troops. I gathered every cat in the neighbourhood and now we’re standing here waiting for him to leave the front door. When he steps out we’ll pounce. That’ll teach him to steal from my person’s plate.