(This is between me and one of my favorite characters of my little fantasy’s and daydreams) Me: Hey Perce Percy: What. Me: Jeeze, who woke you up. Percy: Well, if I’m going to be honest, you, you’re the one who created me. Me: That makes sense, wow I didn’t know I created you with this much attitude. Percy: So? What do you want? Me: Fine, I’ll only annoy you a bit, ask me any 3 questions and I’ll answer, any. Percy: Why did you make me believe in mole people? Me: I made you believe in mole people because I wanted to make a horror story Percy: Why did you leave me and my story to a dusty shelf? Me: Because my interests were changing very quickly. Percy: So? You just like replaced me so quickly? That’s just- Me: Calm down Perce, I’ll come back to your story. Percy: Y-you will? Me: Yes, I’ll even add chapters on chapters, j was planning on it anyways. Percy: I’m so excited I could squeal like a pig. Me: Really? Percy: No, but goodbye, I’ve asked more than three questions by now.