I love saving strange creatures,

Though I’m not technically supposed to.

But today,

I might be following the rules.

A lady called me talking about a

Rat, possum, raccoon looking creature.

I thought, oh, it must be a different species.

But really,

WHAT IS THAT?

I saw it when I first stepped foot into her living room

The creature was definitely strange looking.

It turned its head to stare at me like I was the weird one.

I was fully bamboozled.

I wanted to ask the lady

“What you want me to do about it?’

Reality check, I’m the exterminator,

I’m supposed to help her.

I don’t know what this thing can do.

Admittedly, it’s a mix of ugly and cute.

I have a warm professional demeanor

But just so we’re all clear-

I don’t know what im doing

And nobody else has to know

I just want to go home

And I only got to work 30 minutes ago.