A giant metal plate crashed down on the spine of the earth!

Let me rephrase it, a gigantic circular spaceship had an erroneous landing on the Lostse, one of the Himalayas.

Oh, my. Oh, hohoho. Where do I start? What can I say? That thing! Look at those massive ice picks looking like dragons’s teeth shining under the plateau sunlight. Wait, wait! Micky! No! Damn he got sucked to one of the picks. It’s at least triple of his size.

Ah, fuck me. This for sure will be the last time I’ll take job from the NADA (National Abnormal Discovery Association)again.