I’m only doing what’s good for business.

I help people, you know, I tidy up those who are messy, and I give those who feel down a reason to smile.

And whilst running my own business with all the best clients, spreading my name across all the popular ends of London, I am supporting others too.

So, if you ever happen to be near Fleet Street, why don’t you stop by? I’ll give you a beautiful new look to show off to everyone.

Oh, and while you’re here, you must try Mrs Lovett’s meat pies.

They’re to DIE for.