Heī all tis thy boī Chaucē̆rSaucē̆r1066 backeth with anothē̆r ophe mīn ranting videoſ. A'd hider tis ain doozi! But, beforæ Ich forget, Ich neede thee to makæ suræ to lǒve, subscribe, a'd smash sin lǒve button. Don th' waī to ain 1,000,000 subscribers! Okay, now to mīn rant: can thee believæ tis almosÞ 2023 a'd wẹ̄-self still dī not havæ th' hoverboards wẹ̄-self weræ promised? Ich unlā̆rǧe, th' documentarī Ich saw whan Ich waſ ain kiede saiede wẹ̄-self woulede havæ them bī 2015! Perexcellentlī, cometh don Science, hǒu is th' holede up h're?! Ich am still walkende arounede don mīn feet like tis 2014! Ich don'Þ know hǒu needſ to hear hider, maybæ Elon Musk oth-the something, buÞ y'all bettē̆r geÞ don it! Alright, Chaucē̆r out!