What rhymes with butt.

My dog is a mutt.

We don’t have a cat

Can you imagine that?

My mom says I’m crude,

My dad says I’m rude

I just want to be

An ordinary dude.

I’m ten years old

My sis has a cold

Don’t eat the cheese

‘Cause it’s just old mold

We play cops and robbers

It’s totally fun.

Running around

With our toy guns.

I like Dr. Seuss

Someone ate a moose.

I like trains

Especially the caboose.

They say rhyming is hard

But it’s like playing cards

I have a big gut.

And what rhymes with butt.