8:58am

"Be there at 8:30." At least, I thought that's what she said.

It's almost 9 o'clock now. I ought to have stayed in bed.

I should have known a girl like you would stand up a guy like me.

I give up on love and all this misery.

8:54pm

Great. A no show. I knew it was too good to be true.

It's impossible to meet a guy who likes you for you.

I told him to meet at half past 8 and now it's almost 9.

That's it, I'm staying single. Alone I do just fine.

And that's the story of how two soulmates went their separate ways

All because of a mix up about the time of day.