Jack Maxwell Porter has been my best friend since before he came out of the womb.
He calls me creepy whenever I remind him of this. But whatever; that's part of the best-friend-code: I'm allowed to taunt him with stalker(ish) statements, and he's allowed to call me a weirdo.
Does it help that I, too, was in the womb? Right next door, actually. Our moms were best friends, spending almost every ...