I underperform.

If you’d like to do the same, let this note be my invitation to you. Enjoy the comforts grown in the absence of efficacy.

To the warmongerers among you - taste my favorite weapon: “I can’t.”

There were men before me - fathers, leaders, and liars alike - who strived beyond; each would be ruled gray, dead, or inane by a modern jury. I welcome judgement only from the moralities o...