I’ve handled my affairs, as they say.
I cleaned my house from top to bottom, lining everything up perfectly. All the labels on the soup cans are finally symmetrical.
I showered, shaved my legs; did my hair; made my face. I’m as pretty as I still know how to be.
I said goodbye to the cats, who said, “See ya!” with all the disinterest of their birthright.
I cried with the dogs, who cried bac...