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Butthole Spiders
Just a dude who needed a hobby.
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Butthole Spiders
Just a dude who needed a hobby.
Just a dude who needed a hobby.
Just a dude who needed a hobby.
Phyllis loudly slides into bed, trying to indicate her frustrations with instruments as delicate as a pillow and sheet. Much to her annoyance, her husband, Peter, doesn’t so much as turn to welcome her under the sheets with his warm arms and stubby chin. Instead, Pete shifts not towards her but slightly up in his repose as to not break sight line for a single second with the tv. A tv Phyllis alrea...