She was head to toe gorgeous. Her skin golden and her teeth glowing. How the hell am I on a date with someone like this?
“So what will you be ordering?” the waiter says as he looks to my date. “I’ll have the tortellini.” she says at the dimly lit Italian restaurant. We’re separated by a circular table with a white cloth, but somehow I just feel so close. I scamper to look at the menu. Spaghetti? ...