Ah, yes, There he is as flamboyant as ever. Walking through like he owns the place. How arrogant and pretentious. It's a wonder how anyone likes him. With his silky blonde hair that never seems to be out of place. I wonder how long it takes him to look so damned perfect.

With his perfect body, all built and toned. He looks like he didn't have to even work to look like that, like it's j...