I woke with a fright, something wasn’t alright
I ran to the door and there on the floor
Was Mario’s lost mustache
It jumped and it jabbed to the door so I grabbed the shovel I keep in my sash.
I sprayed some febreeze, the Stache, dying with ease, was no match for the spade it met with a crash, and after I’d tooled a small coffin and ruled that some words were now due for the foolish, murderous...