A homeless man asked for money for a Christmas present while sitting on the sidewalk in the cold.

I asked him, “why so you can get more booze?”

He said no, it’s for my daughter, I put flowers by her every Christmas.

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We wake up in the workshop. My brother’s sleep longer than I do, I’m always the first one awake and at work. The earlier I finish my work for the day the earlier I can get back to figuring out how to get out of here. Once I told that to Issac, my oldest brother, and he told me to stuff a Furby up my ass because it was never gonna happen.

That’s my department, furbies. Or is it furbys? Whatever, ...