“You said you bought a gun!”
“I bought some gum! How and why on earth would I have bought a gun at the poundshop? That wouldn’t be so manly.”
“I don’t know. There’s some weird things going on these days!”
I’m currently sat at the police station, in a cell, my best friend talking to me from the other side of the bars. In a lot of our usual situations, we’d be together, but not this time. This t...