Hello Ladies and gentlemen, yes I am a famous philosopher think. Hahaha ummmmm........ well let’s see here. As we all know that philosopher comes from the ancient language Greek meaning lover of wisdom. Let me just say I have a lot of wisdom. Sooo ask me anything (person in the audience) “do you love what you do”. Yes I love what I do I’ve been doing this for many years now but anyway that’s all the questions thank you so much for coming out by everyone.

It all started on a Saturday morning I woke up to the peaceful sun shining through my window, and my mom coming into my room to say breakfast was ready. I quickly stuck on my slippers and ran down the steps with excitement. There I went into the kitchen and my parents sat looking in sadness. So then I became sad. My mom had told me to sit down. When I did my dad had told me that mom and him were getting a divorce. My frown turned into an even bigger one. I started to cry and then I ran into my room slammed my door and locked it. I heard my mom sobbing and my dad telling her that it’s what was best for me and her. Then I cracked open my door so I could see them all I saw were my parents walking up the steps and then my mom slamming her door in my father’s face. My dad had looked at me then I quickly shut the door. The next day I woke up to rain ☔️ and it was how I felt sad and sluggish. My mom stayed in her room for the day. I woke up and went downstairs to grab a bowl of cereal and went back into my room. But when I was walking to my room I saw my dad on the couch and he was sleeping so that means that my mom and him did not sleep together last night. Why would they I mean they’re getting a divorce. I got so mad at them and myself them for not telling me sooner and myself for letting me feel this way I mean it wasn’t my fault that they were getting a divorce you know. So I quickly packed my bag so I could leave and run away. When I was done packing I got on my big warm cozy sweater stuck on my slippers grab my phone and left the house. Now I was living on the streets and I couldn’t eat because I forgot to pack food. I mean I guess I could go home but I don’t want to do that. But I brought some extra cash and I know that there’s a pizza shop just around the corner. So I went to grab a full box of pizza and went back to my little box that I found while I was walking back. I had three slices of pizza because I didn’t have anything for dinner last night. I kind of wonder if my parents were even looking for me or they hadn’t had came into my room yet. I mean it was only 8:30 am. I saw the stray dog so I took it in and I realize that he was super hungry so I went to Walmart in my wet clothes. And I grab some dog food I don’t really know what his dog eats so I just got the first one that I saw but this food was $15 and I only had $14 but then I don’t know I guess I’m lucky or something but I found two dollars on the floor also the pizza was 25 bucks but anyway I grab the dog food and I went back outside to this dog. I Name this puppy is miracle but this dog was super skinny it look like I had an ate in weeks. Tell me this dog went back to my box. And then I hear people calling out for me. It was my mom and dad they eventually see me and they start running to me crying like literally bawling out their eyes. They look at this dog is very weird and I said it’s a straight and then if I could take it in and they said yeah I don’t care they probably said that they don’t care because I ran away and they just want me back home so I said OK thanks so I grab my pizza box and I pick up the doggie and we walked back into The house. I dropped the pizza box took the dog give it a bath and went outside to play with the doggie we actually found out that it was a girl. Me and my mom went out to the store and grabbed a whole bunch of doggy stuff❤️❤️❤️

I woke up to the most annoying beeping sound ever. I must have pressed the snooze button maybe about 3 time until my parents come into my room and yell at me to wake up. Yes I said yell. I woke to struggle to put on my pair of slippers. Then went to the bathroom and I took a burning hot shower. When I was done I hopped out and fell, trying to be a cartoon character. I brushed my teeth and made my bed. I headed down stairs and ate a bowl of cereal. Oh and did I mention that we’re going to Florida for and outstanding vacation. I didn’t even pack yet. But my parent already did. So I went to my room to change in a bright red jumper with brown sandals. I started to pack. When I finished I took my suitcase to the front door. My parents already had theirs there. The rest of the day I sat around on my butt. Basically that’s me. Before I went to bed I set my alarm for 7:00 am. Then I went to bed. The next morning again I woke up to the most annoying beeping sound ever. But this time I woke up got in a cold shower so I could wake up I got dressed in a mustered yellow jumper with my brown sandals. My parents were already awake and all ready. We got in our dirty brown van and headed to the airport. We literally had to run to the airplane because we were super late. I had fell asleep on the plane and when the plane stopped. My mom had woke me up to say that it stopped when I was already awake. We had to rent a car and it was so much better than the van. We got in the car and drove to our motel. And it was sooooo nice. The next 3 days we went to the beach and a music festival. Then we just stayed home and relaxed. The fourth day I went outside and I saw a hole in the ground. Why me I don’t know but I went in the hole and followed the trail that was under neath the ground. It lead me to a whole new world. This was no normal word it was like it was a movie. There were doves and a castle and so much greenery. And mountains with snow on top. There were beautiful trees and bushes. There were rocks that led to this castle but there was no one in this world. I walked out looking in shock. My parents asked what is wrong I said nothing the whole rest of the trip until my parents saw this whole and went inside and came out looking in shock. They did not speak either the whole trip. When we went Home no one spoked for a whole week. Until we talked about it. The end!

I’m Miley and I had gotten stuck in the janitors room with my school buddy, who had wanted to kill me. He was the schools psychopath. He said that he was going to only give me five minutes to tell him why he shouldn’t. I told him what I hated my best friend Emily. The only reason I said that was because he hated her to because they used to go out but then you know they split so that is why he is a psychopath. I also said that I loved him. Just so he would let me go. I said that I have family and that people love me. I also said that if he killed me he would have this guilty gut feeling.