*the year is 2007* Why hello my friend, you might be wondering why I am writing, funny story actually, I am writing to you from the future, 1000 years to be exact, before you freak out, there are some things I need you to know, so I am able to sleep easy, knowing you won’t fall for these horrible tricks in your world at this time.

First of all, there is this weird thing, I think it is called, tik...