Buzz, Buzz, Buzz — whatever box that makes that sound should be broken immediately. My human has it set so loud that it haunts my dreams. And today, he's not stopping it. This machine has to be stopped. If he can't do it, I will! Here I go ... aha! If i pull this off of the table....BOOM! Yes, peace and quiet, now for more sleepy time.

Oh no! Why is my human talking like that. Why does everyth...